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The days of Van Morrison luring brown-eyed girls back to his dressing room with promises of whiskey and champagne are long gone. Now prospective groupies will have to make do with "prunes in juice" and "low fat chocolate bars." But if they're willing to stick around, there will be "a full English breakfast with toasted brown bread" or maybe even some tasty "wheat free pasta" with a "non-meat sauce" waiting for them back at the hotel. (7 pages)

Van Morrison

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Submitted by Fingal on Sun, 2011-02-27 17:09.
Wow, It used to be so much simpler in the old days..... 5 bottles of Jameson and one glass. Even the mighty must one day fall.

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